Crackpot - INTJ
27% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 77% Judging
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.
I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.
Busy Body- ENFJ
67% Extraversion, 57% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 53% Judging
You manipulative busybody! You’re what some might call the “backseat driver” of life. You know, the one who knows exactly what everyone else is doing wrong and how they should go about fixing it. You’re always trying to change everyone else.
The strange thing is, you can generally get whoever you want, to do whatever you want. What’s that? You want me to stop insulting you…well, alright…but only because you asked so nic…WAIT A MINUTE!
Stop sticking your cumbersome nose where it aint’t wanted. You’re like an oversized sniffer dog, trained to sniff out everyone else’s problems, yet oblivious to your own.
For one you worry excessively. The fact that you’re also incredibly sensitive to criticism probably has you on the verge of tears right now. Get a grip.
You have powers of manipulation unlike any other. You know all the gossip and you know how to ultimately use it as blackmailing material.
You could potentially be the ultimate evil villain… if not for the fact you choose to use all of your powers for good, rather than evil. How honourable. How admirable and praiseworthy. How pathetic. While you’re helping others out and pushing them into the limelight, you’re left in the background to inhale the dirty smoke of their success. Nice one.
oh Jesus how do they know all that